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Fact.

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You seem skeptical.

Are you skeptical?

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This is important

Before we begin, there are four things you absolutely must know. Without this information, you will never appreciate the true value of this web page.

What could be so important?

Let me tell you. But you have to promise me you won't tell anyone else. This is a secret between us forever.

1. Every word you read on this web page holds equal importance.
2. Every non-word on this web page is equally as important as every word.
3. This is the third piece of information; make sure you remember this as you read the rest of this page.
4. This web page is best viewed in a web browser running on your operating system.

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If you don't think this is an incredible web page, you must keep reading or else you will regret not doing so for the rest of your life!

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